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On a train
So I’m sitting here with this chick, and I’m looking at the chick, and she’s looking at me. I’m looking at her, she’s looking at me. I’m looking…
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Butter
I realised I was doomed when the clairvoyant offered my money back. She couldn’t even be bothered to lie about my fortune. All she needed to do was…
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